Next year's Japanese Christmas present

OK so you missed out this year getting something really cool for the lady in your life. We know. It's hard. Just what do they want? How many times can you buy perfume without appearing to be boring? And the 'hints' are so hard to understand.

Fear not. We have found the perfect present. To avoid missing out buy one now and hide it in the closet and if the police find it under suspicious circumstances you can always blame us.