Next year's Japanese Christmas present

OK so you missed out this year getting something really cool for the lady in your life. We know. It's hard. Just what do they want? How many times can you buy perfume without appearing to be boring? And the 'hints' are so hard to understand.

Fear not. We have found the perfect present. To avoid missing out buy one now and hide it in the closet and if the police find it under suspicious circumstances you can always blame us.

Chuck Norris Facts

Of course being Japanese we are big martial arts fans so it would follow that we would love Chuck Norris, the only westerner to ever get an 8th dan belt in Tae Kwan Do. And we love the films!

A website devoted to publishing facts about Chuck has been going for a while and we encourage you to click on the above link. Such enlightening facts such as

• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
• Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
• Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.

Check out the site. It's a killer.

www.chucknorrisfacts.com